Duplo Dies. Episode Deux.

Author: Duplo

Date: June 4, 2001

by Duplo
6-04-01
Heaven's pearly gates, sans gates
Let's see here...your track record looks pretty sharp Nathan.
Where's St. Peter? And why are you still crucified? You'd think being risen from the dead would fix that...
St. Peter's is on break. As for the cross, Low Pass thinks it's "comical" to limit my mobility like this.
You should really work on Death, by the way. He's awfully morbid.
Wait...there's more! To be continued...again!
I'd hire a new one, but I'm a little strung up right now.
If Jesus has a sense of irony...I'd say I'm pretty safe.