Thanksgiving woes

Author: ERNesbitt

Date: November 21, 2001

by ERNesbitt
11-21-01
C'mere...
Up yours man... Get away from me.
Look, I gambled away the money for my families turkey. Get your ass over here.
I'm not even a turkey, dipshit.
Fuck. Do you know where I can get a turkey?
I don't know why you're bothering. You're just going to get drunk and puke anyway.