Good News?

Author: ERNesbitt

Date: August 26, 2002

by ERNesbitt
8-26-02
I have good news and bad news about your wife's car accident...
Give me the good news.
Well, her ribcage was crushed, her arms and legs were broken, and her brain was injured. She's going to be a vegetable. You'll have to feed her, wipe her ass, bathe her for the rest of her life.
Holy Christ man! What's the bad news?!?
I'm just fucking with you... She's dead.