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Age of shadows by ERPAnaut 2-19-03
A concerned roleplayer asks Tillek about the new age of shadows release and it's effect on the Rules of engagement Erm so can I ask about Aos, and coloured weapons, will ERPA be banning them? Well you know we don't just make bans on a whim nameless ERPA clone type person, we carefully consider all the facets of possibility first.	Tillek goes into great detail about what a great guy he is, and how he works so hard for the community... Hmm this means they will babble and rant on the forums for weeks and never come to a decision then, and we will probably end up with yet another ruleset tacked onto the wartangle.... Blah Blah Blah and I am such a reasonable guy etc etc blah	Tillek explains his policy on dealing with non ERPA members. Ah umm can I stop you there mister Tillek? I just wanted to point out I am not actually an ERPA member yet, but my guild is hoping to join, which is why I was asking just to make sure we were prepared WHAT YOU'RE NOT EVEN A MEMBER?!? FUCK OFF THEN!!! OH AND YOUR FORUM ACCOUNT IS NOW BANNED!!!!

 

Shadowclan method by ERPAnaut 2-19-03
Slightly disheartened the roleplayer seeks out Saktoth for some sage advice on how to get his board account back I was wondering do you think you might ask Tillek if I could get my board account back? Yes well if you'd used the shadowclan method then this sort of thing wouldn't happen.	Saktoth produces a document detailing the shadowclan method in detail What's this? Ah that my friend is the panacea for all ills, tis the fabled shadowclan method......blah blah orcs blah blah blah......	Sometime later that same week..... Oh god, everything I have ever done, everything I ever thought, it's all wrong, all worthless. Yes well that's because you are not me, because if you were then you would have used the shadowclan method......I was only telling my bank manager the other day..........blah blah blah

 

Power emoting by ERPAnaut 2-19-03
Two orange status roleplayers meet at the brit cemetery Rarrrr!!!!!! Fear me puny mortal!!!! Ermm right and you are???	The roleplayers compose a thrilling narrative to enrich the roleplaying environment I am the all powerful demi daemon balron vampire paladin lich lord blackthorne juggernaut destroyer Lord thingie type thing.... Oh I see, well in that case you're screwed mate.	After weaving an enthralling tale to spellbind all who witness, they bring the encounter to it's inevitable conclusion. Oh shit!!!! Because I am God.....Now Die!!!

 

Femme Fatale? by ERPAnaut 2-19-03
A Templar Knight meets a cute girlie ingame Ah young maiden, ye doth look most virtuos, would ye care to come back to my castle and see my umm sword collection? (Randomly begins emoting) *Giggles* *Smiles Coyly*and other jaded femme stereotypical actions	Once back at his pad, they get down to some serious OOC action So you a chick in real life then?............................ Wow I can't wait to meet you at the real life meet. Yes I am a real girl, erm and I am French too, erm bonjour, oui oui oui, etc	At the real life meet, the player of the Templar seeks out the cutie Echidna Erm Echidna right?......................................You kinda look a bit more like a guy than I was expecting......... Erm yeah I got a hormone problem.........

 

Factions.....ERPA....Same shit different outfits by ERPAnaut 2-19-03
Somewhere in Fellucca..... Die Noob my leet axor skillz will roxxor joo Yikes!!! The guy is a conn whore I can't touch him.	Tired of constantly killing the same people over and over mindlessly the factioners come up with an idea... Hmmmz RP guilds eh? OooOOooOO (Translated)This Suxxors I think I will go and join a trammie RP guild	Later that week at an ERPA event Ye verily this man doth move across the mud with a swifness that doth terrify!!! Ye forsooth mine axe shallt cleave thine skull, ye weakling!!!

 

The Cove Saga by ERPAnaut 2-19-03
Templars move troops into Cove and start throwing anyone out they don't like.(Not that there was anyone there to throw out in the first place...) Aha the Templars hold Cove now evil one, so begone!!! Bugger!! Erm hang on how did you know I was evil?	Well my Templar undergarments of power can detect evil in all it's forms. So you didn't read my guild tag then?	Errrmm. Anyway begone evil one, afore I smite thee etc. Well I guess my story about having been a bit ill lately isn't going to wash then.

 

Cove saga part 2 by ERPAnaut 2-19-03
Suddenly Videric of Cove turns up Ermm Ermm Eeep? Hail Templar, umm just wondering it looks like your lot are taking over MY town?.............................Right I'm paging Tillek.	The Templars make a hasty exit as Tillek arrives on the scene. Errrm..............Oh fuck.......well yes but it was erm Kains fault Tillek did you tell the Templars they could occupy Cove under the nobility scheme?	Tillek quickly glosses over and bans Kains board account for good measure. I am actually a very reasonable guy, blah blah blah etc, that Kain bloke is such a wanker it's all his fault you know oh yes.... ooookay riiight.......

 

Cove saga part 3 by ERPAnaut 2-19-03
Kain confronts Tillek about the rumours of him siezing cove for himself. Some jerkoff has been spreading shit about me, I dont suppose you would know anything about this right? Erm actually Kain it was me, but you know it was for the good of the almighty ERPA.	Right so is that why you banned my board account as well? Well you kept using a sarcastic tone and questioning me, besides I wanted to talk about you on the GM boards without you seeing it...	Tillek seeks advice from Saktoth Well Tillek if you'd only used the shadowclan method...........blah blah blah I don't know Sak, it just seems I can't do anything right anymore, I mean it's not like I am an unreasonable guy...

 

Banned by ERPAnaut 2-19-03
Finally the roleplayer plucks up the courage to face Tillek again... Erm I was wondering, do you think I could have my board account back? Well do you promise to never question me or my motives again?	Umm yes? After all I agree that the guildhall forums despite having many more topics, and far more active posters, are vastly inferior to the ERPA forums. You see I am really a reasonable guy...........blah blah blah	Aw crap not again!!! WHAT?!?! You have a board account on the guildhall forums? Right just for that I am banning you again, and if you think Kamchak had it bad you aint seen nothing yet!!!

 

Axis of Evil by ERPAnaut 2-19-03
Deep in their secret lair Kamchak and the evil Harbag plot the downfall of ERPA. So what's the plan Evil Harbag, are we going to make another comedy website spoofing Tillek to make him look like a fascist? Ah we must be more cunning than that my declared evil by Tillek but not as evil as me accomplice.	A plan so cunning you could stick a tail on it and set hounds chasing it was unveiled. So erm what are we going to do exactly? Nothing nothing at all, we leave him to his own devices!!!	And so the axis of Evil is sealed. Damn I wish I'd thought of that, the poor bastard doesn't have a chance now. MUAHAHAHAHAHA...... MUA..... MUAHAHA...

 

Noxin a misunderstood killer by ERPAnaut 2-19-03
After single handedly wiping out the entire Knights Templar for laughing at his misfortunate goat polymorph mishap Noxin hears another familiar phrase. ........... OooOOoOoOO (Noxin you are too good at pvp, you must be a leet dewd like that bastard Chucky)	Later that evening a despondent Noxin spills his troubles to girlfriend wildbunny (yes another unfortunate polymorphing accident, I blame the latest Aos patch) *Sigh* People just can't accept me as a credible roleplayer because I am so damn good at pvp. ^_^	Later that night whilst walking in Vesper he is caught off guard by the dastardly Chucky and killed. OooOOOoOOo (Aww crap!!! Why did it have to be him?) Yarr who said yer was a good pvp'er yarr?

 

Contingency plans by ERPAnaut 2-19-03
Panicking at the sudden deluge of satire Tillek seeks the advice of his longtime friend and confidant Saktoth Sak what can I do, those evil bastards Kamchak and Harbag are using their do nothing plan, and some mystery person is mocking me in satirical cartoons. Well perhaps you could try ignoring them? ...............Just kidding, what you really need to do is initiate an ERPA wide enforced version of the shadowclan method....blah de blah de blah	At his wits end he goes to the only person cool enough to know how to handle this.........Kain Twothumbs. Listen Kain I will let you have your board account back, erm right after I delete one or two posts, if you'll help me with this evil cartoonist, what should I do, please what should I do Kain? Heh just play along dude, act like you are a reasonable guy, and maybe just maybe they will buy it. Ok lets practice I am going to mock you, now you laugh along ok?	Seems a little more practice is needed.... Ermmm.......... Aghhh.......must.... resist, dammnit that's your lot Kain you bastard I AM BANNING YOUR BOARD ACCOUNT DAMN YOU TO HELL!!!! Allright Tillek here we go. You worthless piece of self loathing motivated egotism on a stick listen up.

 

WhOoOOOo????? by ERPAnaut 2-19-03
Yet another victim of the polymorph plague Raxnixia II finds a sympathetic ear in Noxin I mean as if being stuck as a chicken isn't bad enough.............. it now seems I am being overlooked by this evil satirical cartoonist....... .......	I mean come on it's not like I don't have charisma and panache is it? I mean I am so well known you'd think they would come up with something about me right? .......	....... Ermm sorry who did you say you were again?

 

WhOoOoo? cont.. by ERPAnaut 2-19-03
She eventually corners the evil pirate Chucky.... People know me right? I do almost as much as Tillek, and on top of all that I actually play UO as well..... and yet where am I? Where is the satirical parody of me on this evil site? Yarr......	Some time later....... It's as if I am not an important enough figure to even portray in an amusing look at ERPA and it's zany goings on. I mean you know who I am right? Yarr...... O course I do....	Who was that Chicken I just saw you talking to Chucky? Yarr I think it was that fruit Noxin Yarr...

 

Axis of evil cont. by ERPAnaut 2-19-03
Unable to wait any longer Kamchak unleashes the apathy zombie. Go my creation and wreak havoc upon those pseudo roleplayers known as the ERPA. Destroy them all MUAHAHAHAHAHA Wibble....	Ermm....... well..... not much really.... Hmm I was hoping to see some results from our campaign by now, something must be wrong, you haven't DONE anything have you?	Just released the apathy zombie that's all... DEAR GODS!!! It was a simple enough task, all you had to do was nothing, and you had to fuck it all up and go and do something instead!!!

 

Attack of the clone.... by ERPAnaut 2-19-03
In an effort to improve his image Tillek clones himself, and begins testing his new 'reasonable' clones abilities... Ah at last my reasonable self clone is completed. Now where did I leave those incontinence pants? .......	While Tillek is out of the room Kamchak appears. Hey Tillek did I ever tell you that you blow goats? Mmmmffff....	WHAT THE?!?!...... BANNED!!! BANNED!!! BANNED!!! FUCK YOU ALL!!! YOU ARE ALL BANNED!!! GO TO HELL!!!

 

Apathy by ERPAnaut 2-19-03
The Apathy zombie encounters our lone roleplayer. Hail to thee fellow roleplayer, how are you enjoying the wonderful events that ERPA has been arranging for our delight and amusement lately? Wibble...	Waves of disinterest and apathy begin to underwhelm him. Have you any thoughts on the Shadowclan method and how it could revolutionalise roleplaying for us all? ................. Wibble? Wibble?	The apathy zombie claims it's first victim. What the hell does he mean 'Wibble'? Damn have I stumbled across a member of Coy or something, god what should I do now? ......

 

The spice of life by ERPAnaut 2-19-03
Our faction heroes begin to wonder if fellucca has changed while they've been away Only one way to find out, lets go to Brit moongate fellucca You think fellucca has changed since we came to Tram and started RP'ing?	Nanoseconds and many corp pors later...... OooOOOoOo (Nope it's just like I remembered.) OooOOOoOo (Yeah oh the nostalgia, lets get a res and gate to the templar base)	Nanoseconds after arriving at the Templars base in Cove... OooOOOooOo (Now this is why I joined an RP guild, for the variety) OooOOoo (.......)

 

Wot no pvp? by ERPAnaut 2-20-03
Ashoka holds a grand non pvp event in Nujel'm Ooh I can't wait to see how many keen roleplayers turn up for this non pvp event, that'll prove people aren't just in ERPA for pvp	A short time after the event was due to start (Roughly 3 hours) a portal begins to open. Oooh a portal is opening, must be for all those eager roleplayers keen to attend this non pvp event.	....... Wibble...

 

Wot no pvp? cont by ERPAnaut 2-20-03
Later after Ashoka recovered from her encounter with the apathy zombie. Ooh another portal, I wonder if it's the roleplayers this time?	Ever get the feeling you are in the wrong place at the wrong time? Right here........ Kal Vas flam!!! Hail erm where's the fight? I heard there was an event in Nujel'm today.	ahh erm right you are then........ OooOOoOo

 

Pants by ERPAnaut 2-20-03
Meanwhile at the Templar garrison near Cove. Hail to thee little old lady type person, how may I assist thee? I'm the washing lady young man, and from the smell it's about time you changed your undies, hand them over now.	The Templar guard drops his kacks and deposits them in the old ladies bag. *Blushes* Ah erm right, I never thought Templar undergarments needed washing, but I suppose you are correct. Hehe yes erm I will be right back.	The old lady departs hastily. Erm you won't be long right? Hasta la Vista sucker!!! MUAHAHAHA!!!

 

Pants cont by ERPAnaut 2-20-03
It isn't long before Ragnor turns up and discovers Taggarts plight. Hail Ragnor, erm the washing lady has them. Hail to thee Taggart erm where art thy templar undergarments of power?	Suddenly the full horror of what's happened dawns on the rather dim Templars. Oh by the virtues, if those pants fall into the wrong hands the consequences could be dire!!! Washing lady? We don't have a washing lady, my god man I think you've been duped!!!	Back at the axis of evils secret lair, somewhere near Warrington. They fell for the old lady disguise, and now we have the pants!!! Well done Kamchak you have excelled yourself this time, by the way you seem rather adept at stealing underwear anything you want to tell me hmm?

 

Angst by ERPAnaut 2-20-03
Brown Moses discusses the latest developments in the satirists parodies of ERPA life with Noxin... ....... It's really getting me down, at first it all seemed so amusing, but now it seems so scathing and bitter, I can't believe it is just me projecting my own angst into things...	Yes I heard someone thought it was getting down to a level of flaming car crashes with multiple kitten deaths.... Ummm well actually...	.......!!! if you look at it right a car full of kittens exploding can be hilarious!!!

 

3D 2D it's all the same right? by ERPAnaut 2-20-03
Our faction heroes discuss the merits of the 3D client now that Aos has been released. You got Aos yet? I heard the graphics in the 3D version have really been enhanced. Yeah I've been using the 2D client, but now you mention it I think it's probably worth a look see in 3D.	After several hours of patching he manages to log in on the 3D client. What's it like? Do I look different, is it cool? Huh huh tell me what's it look like dude? Jesus Mary mother of GOD!!! I think I must have dropped an acid tab while I was patching!!!	Later back on the 2D client. Come on dude what's it look like, don't hold out on me now. *Eye tic's nervously* Don't ever ask me that again k?

 

Monkey business by ERPAnaut 2-21-03
Leader of the Kaldorians Paladis has succumbed to the polymorph plague, but determined not to let this stop him, he assembles his men. Listen up men, rumours of me being unable to continue as leader of A^K are simply that, 'rumours'. I am fully capable of continuing despite this minor setback. Snicker.....	Listen up lad, I take myself and this guild VERY seriously, and I will NOT have anyone making a monkey out of me ye hear? Yessir.....mmmfff splutter...	BWAHAHAHAHA!!!!

 

Axis of Evil the Trinity by ERPAnaut 2-21-03
At the Axis of Evil HQ somewhere near Warrington Evil Harbag has an announcement. Ah a new member eh? There will be no stopping our flood of evil now!!! Kamchack (See I spelled it right?) I want you to meet the latest member of our wholly evil organisation.	Enter Serapis, deemed not quite as evil as Kamchack and a whole lot less evil than Harbag, but evil none the less. Well um helloooo. Hello I am evil Serapis see caption for details of my evilness in relation to yourself.	Always one of the sharper tacks in the box Serapis notices Kamchacks stare. Wibble.... Umm are you staring at my breasts?

 

Disclaimer by ERPAnaut 2-21-03
ERPAnaut speaks Ok it has come to my attention that some people are getting all antsy with me.	Listen all the people featured in these strips are FICTIONAL, myself included. None of us actually exist, apart from the roles we play as avatars.	No real people were harmed during the making of these strips, any slight to real people is all in your minds.

 

Disclaimer cont.. by ERPAnaut 2-21-03
So if you are unhappy with my portrayal of your avatar or ingame persona, I can only say one thing....	You worry me...	Oh and ignore the squirrel, it's just a novelty holder for a sextoy someone bought me.

 

Refund policy by ERPAnaut 2-21-03
On his way back from the disclaimer shoot ERPAnaut is accosted by a strange hopping apparition, it's wildbunny, and she's umm hopping mad? Uh oh here comes trouble. Wanna word with you!!!	ERPAnaut explains the companies refund policy... Sure you did keep your reciept right? I mean you have been wearing this body for a coupla days now and all... Not like this body why you make me look like this eh eh eh? Wanna better one ok you do it now.	Umm anyone for a slightly worn bunnysuit? I am sure it will be just fine once it gets back from the drycleaners. *Sigh* Hold on lets see what we have left.... There you go happy now? .......

 

4th July by ERPAnaut 2-21-03
Kam recieves a visit from Maddass Hussein the nice arab bloke who is in no way linked to any terror organisations. Hello Maddass nice arab bloke who is in no way linked to any terror organistaions. Ah Kamchack my old friend, I need a small favour if I may be so bold as to ask?	Ask away old chap. I need somewhere to stash some errr fireworks for my July 4th party, mind if I leave them here? Great thank you bye!!!	Hmm I wonder why he is using long range missiles with chemical warheads for a July 4th party? Oh well I guess they must have been cheap. *shrugs*

 

Plain stupid by ERPAnaut 2-21-03
Brown Moses confronts ERPAnaut *Giggles in a disturbing fashion* Hah see I showed you, oh yeah I did. Yes that Swastika gag was a real Doozy, did you think that one up all by yourself, or did someone at the secure ward help out?	Some people are so obsessed with 'winning' on the forums they lose sight of common decency. *Giggles even more* Yeah you sure showed me........	And you wonder why I am concerned about the RP community.... ....... So what do you do for an encore? Drop kittens off tall buildings?

 

Pants of Evil by ERPAnaut 2-21-03
The trinity of evil now have the power of the templar undergarments harnessed, and are using it to power their own fiendish device. Umm how's it going in there Serapis? I have programmed the fiend creator to construct a real monster, this beast will suck the life out of the RP community.	Uhuh I see... It will have a built in desire to crush anything that it see's as more intelligent than itself.	Ahh I am getting the picture now. It will be utterly unable to tolerate the presenceof any roleplayers that it cannot dominate and subdue.

 

Pants of Evil cont... by ERPAnaut 2-22-03
At last the end of RP on Europa as we know it is nigh.. So any idea how long before we can unleash this monstrosity? ......give me a shout when it's done I want to see this. Umm just making the final adjustments now, I had to recalibrate the paranoia settings.	The fiendish device glows, and surges with power, and a shape begins to take form... Ok here it comes, stand back everyone!!!	The beast steps from the device, and speaks it's first words... Umm Kam? I think I may need a little more time on this one.... Howdy!!!

 

Unwritten rules by ERPAnaut 2-23-03
Our faction hero meets a hated enemy in game... Have at thee and prepare to die!!! (Hold on you're supposed to RP for the unwritten but generally accepted 4 minutes before you attack)	I am? But you're my hated enemy that's hardly realistic is it? (Yeah and you're also not supposed to go out of character unless you use brackets.)	*Looks at watch* Blah Blah Blah *looks at watch again* Allright have at thee now, and prepare to die!!! ........................ Sheesh!!! (Umm I don't have time to be attacked right now, I was about to log out can we do this tomorrow?)

 

Unwritten rules cont... by ERPAnaut 2-23-03
The next day our faction hero catches up with his hated enemy... *Macros 4 minute long roleplay speech* *Seems strangely silent as if afk or otherwise distracted*	As the speech ends a portal opens and several members of the enemy guild step out and begin attacking immediately. (Almost as if they knew *winks*) Right have at thee!!! Ehhh WTF?!?! Forward men there he is attack him!!!	OooOOoOoOoo (.......) Hah foul evil one thou hast been vanquished....... (Yeah and I got a screenie of you going OOC as well.)

 

Imitation by ERPAnaut 2-24-03
I seem to have inspired some budding cartoonists... Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, or so they say...	I can only assume this was an attempt to fill the void of my weekend absence... I have to say, I feel so unworthy of such flattery.	Keep practicing you'll get there... Never the less I shall endeavour to live up to this high praise, I thank you all.

 

AOS rules of engagement revisited by ERPAnaut 9-21-03
Months have passed, and the lone roleplayer checks up on the progress of the new Roe I just wanted to ask for the url for the AOS Roe, so I can link to it from my guild website URL for the AOS ruleset?!?!?	Hmm he doesn't look pleased I wonder if it's something I said? I have been singlehandedly organising so many wonderful things and you come here asking for the new Roe?!?!	Err Yes? Hold on a second!!! Didn't I ban your forum account? Fuck off!!!

 

All hail the king by ERPAnaut 9-21-03
The return of Lord British sparks speculation that the ERPA regent ( amazingly played by Tillek ) is now a redundant figure. So Tillek does this mean it's time to stop prancing around playing king, and perhaps address some important ingame issues? Not at all actually, after all the OSI version of Lord British hasn't been approved by ERPA yet, so we will have to wait and see.	So you are going to see what the ERPA members themselves think? This whole bit with people thinking everyone should have a voice on how this organization is run is just stupid....	Isn't that just a tad arrogant on your part? Look pal what ERPA decides isn't just based on my opinion, it's also based on the opinions of people that agree with me.

 

A bit of a nob by ERPAnaut 9-22-03
Kain comes to the ERPA to make a public announcement. I have an announcement to make regarding Hanse Davion being a bit of a nob...	Initial reactions are mixed. He said he's sorry for being a nob, and he is aware that most of you knew he was already...	Until Tillek shows up. So I am here to put his side across.....umm Tillek? Hold it!!! We don't need to hear both sides of the story, we are well aware that Hanse is a nob lets leave it at that. ***THREAD LOCKED***

 

Damage limitation? by ERPAnaut 9-22-03
Following the shock defection of Kain & most of the remaining roleplayers in ERPA, Tillek goes into damage limitation mode. One....Two...One..... Two.... is this thing on?	Well ok Kains left us and so have one or two other malcontents that simply refused to agree with me.	I see this as the beginning of a new golden age for roleplay, an age where everyone will finally agree with me, umm or leave...

 

Or sour grapes? by ERPAnaut 9-22-03
Tillek continues rambling for some time... And like I said before the guy is a retard, he thinks that because people actually see him ingame that makes him popular...	So without further ado, I think we should vote on kicking Kain out of ERPA retrospectively, that'll teach him...who is with me?	Ashoka appears to give her full support, read that either way kekeke. Sheesh!!!! Oh me me me, please me sir me!!! I've always been 110% behind you, I've never said bad things about you sir not me sir, please me me me!!!

 

The prodigal slut by ERPAnaut 10-14-03
Ashoka arranges a clandestine meeting with Kain So what can I do for you Ashoka? We have decided to grace Core with our most delightful presence.	Ashoka rambles on about her favourite subject for a while.... Riiight you want to join Core? ME........Blah blah blah MYSELF....Blah....and of course the wondrous I.	Kain gives the matter serious thought, and consults with fellow Core GM's. Well we gave the matter some thought, and the decision was unanimous. FUCK OFF!!! ....

 

Stupidity by ERPAnaut 10-14-03
Our intrepid donkey catches Tillek in a rare moment ingame, ie actually there. Look I want people to know about this guy who wrote that cartoon about Core, apparently he's been getting grief. Umm yes go on...	I mean, he saw a serious breach of honor and commented on it! And he got grief from those people. They should have bowed to him for pointing out their stupidity. Umm isn't that a wee bit hypocritical?	....!!! After all ERPAnaut has been pointing out YOUR stupidity for ages now, and I don't see you bowing to him.

 

Stupidity² by ERPAnaut 10-14-03
Tillek decides to go into rant mode... I have Proof that half of what CoRE wants to do is things I have been saying for YEARS. Except that they didn't want to do it till they could control it. Pretty much like you do when someone comes up with a good idea then...	The rant spirals down into new and stranger directions. Would you stand by while a cop beats a homeless guy? Would you stand up while a child gets raped? Look I'm not saying anything, but maybe one of us forgot to take their meds today hmm?	Stand with me and you are making a stand for God can't you see it? OMG!!! It must have been those mushrooms!!!

 

Agent Tillek by ERPAnaut 10-15-03
Montwat confronts Mehdi over the struggle for Magincia Look here, we are the legitimate ERPA guild, and even OSI recognize us, so ner ner ner ner Raaassspp!!! Interesting........Osi recognize you eh? I think somehow Montwat you are going to lose this round.	Suddenly in mid sentence Montwat freezes as though possessed. And what's more how dare you call me childish, I'll have you know my dads bigger than your dad, an' an' he ack oooh eerr I feel all eeep!!! Oh my god he's REALLY acting weird now, what on earth can have gotten into him?	And morphes into Agent Tillek. Are you surprised to see me mister Anderson? Oh Crap why did it have to be him? *sighs*

 

Mi Casa es tu Casa part one by ERPAnaut 10-26-03
Meanwhile in Magincia Montwat completes a shady deal with a member of the HIS guild. Ok Dewd here's the leet RoXxoRing gear and some cha ching, now gimme da house. Here you go, all yours dewd kekeke	It turns out the house belonged to the guild and not the person who sold it, so the GM of HIS makes a reasonable request. Ok lemme think about it. The person who sella you the house, is like a Cean you know? He sell what is nota his, so I know ERPA will sell back yes?	With $$ signs in his eyes, Montwat sees an opportunity to be exploited. (The Greedy little shit.) 25 Million or you can piss off, how's that sound? 25 MILLION!!!! AY YI YI!!! You never paid that much for it I know this, I weel see Teelek about this!!!

 

Mi Casa es tu Casa part two by ERPAnaut 10-26-03
Laurentia the GM of HIS takes her case to Tillek, knowing ERPA's reputation of fairness and helping the little people. Ah meester Teelek, weel you help us get our guild house back from a the Montwat? Well now you're not in ERPA right? That makes you an independant, funny how you didn't need ERPA till now.	Tillek begins to rant, flecks of spittle spray Laurentia. ERPA say it help the leetle peeple no? You people are all the same, you just don't get it do you? You go on acting as if you don't need ERPA, until one of our GM's screws you over.	True to form Tillek makes a stand for the little people. Thees Teelek ees a mucho loco. Then suddenly you need us. Thing is since everyone left ERPA, WE are the little people, so fuck off!!!

 

Clutching at straws (or the madness of King Tillek) by ERPAnaut 10-26-03
Tillek confronts Kain, with a triumphant gleam in his eye. Sorry, did I miss something? Oh you think you are so clever, but I found your weakness, ah yes you thought you had it all worked out didn't you?	Tillek brandishes the damning evidence of Kains incompetence. So me getting that wrong is incompetent? As opposed to YOUR whole failed Nobility project? But you said red sashes are not part of Britains guard uniform, WRONG!!! Oh so damn diddley wrong!!!	Tillek strips naked and runs off into the woods urinating and cackling. The guys losing it big time. Muahahah!!! Doomed Doomed!!! You're all Doomed!!! Hahah yes red sashes red sashes tee hee hee, hoo hoo haha!!!!

 

A Yiddish affair by ERPAnaut 10-26-03
In the real world Ashoka's husband goes to see his Rabbi Well my boy, how goes it with you? It's the wife as usual Rabbi, she still thinks she is an arabian Vizier.	And you still play along with her like the shrink suggested? Yes I pretend to be a eunuch in the bedroom for her.	* Old witch So this roleplay is becoming difficult for you now? No it's not that, the real problem is the alteh machashaifeh* won't let me have a Harem!

 

New Horizons ( or same shit different game.) by ERPAnaut 11-17-03
Since the demise of ERPA's influence in UO Tillek decides to set his powerhungry gaze on other games. Well I think we have done all we can in UO now, umm despite the err roaring success of my noability project. So it's true you've given up on UO then?	It took me a long time to gain control of this community, and I would hate to lose that just because people have moved to another game. Right so what are your plans?	Well manipulating others to get power, having fun at others expense, oh and making sure if you get screwed over by the same person twice that it will be me. Ah I see, so same shit different game then?

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