Contingency plans

Author: ERPAnaut

Date: February 19, 2003

by ERPAnaut
2-19-03
Panicking at the sudden deluge of satire Tillek seeks the advice of his longtime friend and confidant Saktoth
Sak what can I do, those evil bastards Kamchak and Harbag are using their do nothing plan, and some mystery person is mocking me in satirical cartoons.
Well perhaps you could try ignoring them? ...............Just kidding, what you really need to do is initiate an ERPA wide enforced version of the shadowclan method....blah de blah de blah
At his wits end he goes to the only person cool enough to know how to handle this.........Kain Twothumbs.
Listen Kain I will let you have your board account back, erm right after I delete one or two posts, if you'll help me with this evil cartoonist, what should I do, please what should I do Kain?
Heh just play along dude, act like you are a reasonable guy, and maybe just maybe they will buy it. Ok lets practice I am going to mock you, now you laugh along ok?
Seems a little more practice is needed....
Ermmm.......... Aghhh.......must.... resist, dammnit that's your lot Kain you bastard I AM BANNING YOUR BOARD ACCOUNT DAMN YOU TO HELL!!!!
Allright Tillek here we go. You worthless piece of self loathing motivated egotism on a stick listen up.