In character by Edex8-21-03 Sup, Ed? You look all shocked and stuff What the fuck is Jim doing? Bragh argh Ah... Well ya know he's just getting into character his undead and stuff I'll be going now
Just a joke by Edex8-21-03 I love my papi, I love my mama, but most of all I love Osama Dude, you know you are next to the white house and you are wearing an Osama suit? Heh… Yeah… Err that was a joke… heh joke PLUS OSAMA IS A MAN, ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU ARE GAY? NO... (sob) that was just a joke... Fucking homo
XXX by Edex8-21-03 So, are you ready for some action? Oh yeah, baby Well then bring out the... Table, I've brought my TAU today Shit
Fuck I missed by Edex8-21-03 Fuck I missed Don't say that, dude, or god will punish you. Fuck I missed
Virtual dating by Edex8-21-03 Oh yes… I am weary sexy, smart and cool, I am the coolest guy in the universe. Oh yeah and I play warhammer. Are you still here?
Suppish by Edex8-21-03 Hehe, I voted not suppish for creeping death Shit Heh... Yeah Like I was saying... Creeping death is... Suppish Edexsssss
Little solders? by Edex8-21-03 You play warhammer… A game with little solders? Yeah Do they have mini guns? Um... Yes Hmmmm... Do you shout *BAM* when they fire? I hate you
Letters by Edex8-22-03 Bhahahahahahaaa What's so funny, jim? Look at these letters: A note from the doctor saying that I’ve got cancer and syphilis, a goodbye letter from my girlfriend and a 4000$ bill. So what's so funny here? Those letters are yours. ...
Two favorite things that fancy boy likes to do. by Edex8-22-03 1. Going to his gynecologist Hello, mister Butch, I have a problem bla bla bla… ...bla bla bla so when I pull my finger out of my ass something funny happens. What does it mean? 2. Telling people that he lost his virginity at the age of seven. What?
40K today by Edex8-22-03 Hmmm how would 40K look in real life? I am a mighty solitaire and who are you? Asshole
Romance: take 1 by Edex8-23-03 Hi, Glen, remember me? I'm Jane from class Oh yeah, I know you All your base are belonging too us
Romance: take 2 by Edex8-23-03 Hi, Glen, remember me? I'm Jane from class Oh yeah, I know you So you like whanna fuck or something?
Romance: take 5 by Edex8-23-03 So what are you all doing? Nothing, just chilin thinking about how to get laid Whatsuuuuup? Whatsuuuuup? Whatsuuuuuuuuuuuuuup? Sexxxxxxxxxxxx
Romance: Take 6 by Edex8-30-03 I bet he's thinking about me Yes, he is… He is thinking about me nude Oh, I bet he want’s to fuck too Hmm so what should I take for the game: scorpions or banshees?
Rodeo by Edex9-08-03 Jane, I had the best sex yesterday. Really? Well, what kind of pose did you use? Rodeo... Rodeo?? Yup. You get on top of the man and when you’re about to start sweetly whisper into his ear “I have syphilis†And then hold on TIGHT
Taking the piss by Edex9-09-03 Ilpalazzo: You are stupid Oh, and like you are smart? Ilpalazzo: Damn, man, you just went totally ballistic there, I mean getting upset for such a small thing… haha… You taken it way to seriously ... WHAT??? Fuck you, asshole Idiot
Heh by Edex9-09-03 Heh... People take this suppishness way too seriously WHAT?? -15 supish??? DAMN YOU, DAMN YOU ALL TOO HELL
Murderers by Edex9-10-03 In the US Yo, gonna die, biotch Nooooooooooooooo In the UK I’m terribly sorry to disturb you, mate, but I’m afraid I am going to kill Oh, I understand, old chap, no problem In Australia Oi, I’ll give, ya, a pocket fucker
Klarsh by Edex9-25-03 I'm Klarsh. I'm a fucking retard gay shit eating idiot and a fucking grandmother humping goat ass-licking loser WHERE ARE MY PANTS????