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by Eibii
5-27-01
Our scene opens with our wounded, eternally-pained, young, effeminate boy protagonist contemplating his own life, and the misery that comes with it.
My life sucks. Angst, angst, angst, pout, whimper, la la la, angst, angst, angst, angst, sobby-weepy-blubbery angst, angst angst angst, all in a femmy manner, angsty angst...
The legions of fangirls read in rapt interest of a pained boy, in hopes of some - *ahem!* - "comfort", coming his way.
Eeeeeee! A tortured, femmy boy! WAI! We demure Japanese schoolgirls shall observe with unabashed interest through his various homoerotic adventures!
Wai! So cute and pained and helpless! Surely, this shall be a satisfying read!
And by now, you're probably figuring the author created this after reading one-too-many essays on popular yaoi & juné conventions...
If only some Judeo-Christian imagery would inexplicably appear and show me the beauty of pure love between two consenting males while making commentary on the Dadaism of manga aesthetics in general...
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by Eibii
9-07-03
My Descent Into Cosplay Madness, part 1 -
... How did I get into this? Was it the anime that did it?
Hm. "Revolutionary Girl Utena". Sounds fairly benign and non-mindfucky. I'll order the pizza, you man the remote. Deal?
Was it all the conventions?
Soooo... you like Star Trek, huh? Do you want to join me for dinner and dancing? Perhaps bear my oily, pimply love child?
... no, it was Halloween. Definitely Halloween.
Honey, I know you said you wanted to be Carmen Miranda this year, but... don't you think we could do something a little simpler?
Mom, I said it once and I'll say it again - ACCURACY IS KEY. If I don't have the gold lame pasties, then it's no trick-or-treating this year.

 

by Eibii
9-07-03
Descent into Cosplay, Part 2 - "You'll never find a more wretched hive of schmutz & dorkery..."
Dear god, everyone here is dressed like a lifeless geek! ...I feel so left out.
Yeah, we get a little of everyone here. We've got your sci-fi buffs...
... gamers, tweakers, anime freaks, writers, nerd groupies...
Whaaaat?! No Sailor Scout costumers this year? Aw, frell.
Hey, baby, what's your THAC0? Sha-ZAM!
"... What the hell kind of fans are they?" "Um... Don't ask."
... so then, I said, "Oh, Delilah, you're the hottest wolf/cobra/'taur I've ever seen!", and I yiffed her.
Heheheheheh. You said 'yiff'. Heheheh.

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