Robot Lovin'

Author: Einhander

Date: November 21, 2002

by Einhander
11-21-02
Foreplay
Would you like a bath? Would you like a massage? Would you like to see my collection of obscene Itallian hand gestures?
Meet me at my place at 7, and bring a cattle prod.
That Night...
Yeah, baby...
I hope he doesn't notice that my nose is on fire, and that I have a wild badger living in my trousers...
Afterglow
I like to thank you...for clearing up my sinuses.
I'd say something witty about that, but that would be beating up a dead horse.