Why People Hate Telemarketers

Author: Einhander

Date: November 21, 2002

by Einhander
11-21-02
Saturday, 6:15PM
Hello?
Hello, this is the Adam and Eve Co. calling for Mr. Deez Nuts...
Look, I told you guys to stop calling here, all right? I already send in the payment for the anal vibrator, so stop calling me!
*click*
Who was it, dear?
Uhh...it was the wrong number, honey bunny. I'll go back putting up the S&M love swing now.