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Near Misses From Speeding Vehicles
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| Damn ambulance driver almost turned me into road pizza! | |
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Daily Dosage of Human Threats
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| Dang mab chipmunk better get off my property 'fer I beat you arse down with my walking stick! | |
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| Christ, granny, ain't no wonder you wear glasses. You wouldn't know the difference between your own asshole and a hole in the ground. | |
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Slim Pickings For Possible Mates
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| Hey there, studmuffin. How's about you and me go for a ride in my Love Machine? | |
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| *sigh* No Spice Channel and spanking Mr. Stanley tonight... | |
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