I am Jack's pathetic attempt at current events.

Author: Ekirh

Date: March 25, 2005

by Ekirh
3-25-05
Tlyer Durden decides to get a job at Wendy's.
Tlyer, A certain problem has come to my attention.....
Okay, you know what I did it! I have been jerking off in the frosties!
It seems that one of our customer's found a finger in her chili, I just want you to be on the look out for who could've done this.
Umm sure, noooo problem, you got it.
Wait, you've been doing what in the frost....
Woah look customers, and they all want frosties, let me go get some ready. Nice talking to you.