I am Jack's time he takes to read fan mail

Author: Ekirh

Date: August 14, 2005

by Ekirh
8-14-05
Being Tyler Durden is a burden. You get a huge assortment of fan mail. In fact. . . I like to read you some of it.
I would like to read some of it but I sadly cannot.
The fact of the matter is. . . I ran out of toilet paper and since my ass is worth more than your opinions. . . sacrifices had to be made.