Goat Worship helps you in video games.

Author: Ekirh

Date: September 17, 2005

by Ekirh
9-17-05
Damn who knew Sonic the Hedgehog could be such a bitch.
Up, Down, Left Right, A B Start... takes you to level select
HOLY SHIT, I can just go to the final boss sweet!
Merrrr
Now if I can only remember how to get unlimited lives in Contra. . .
MERR!!!! Memorization of that is like video gamer law. . I'm afraid I'm going to have to horn you in the ass.