Distinctly American Pie

Author: Ekpyro

Date: September 26, 2003

by Ekpyro
9-26-03
Hmm...
Coming to a cinema near you: American Trash 2, The Cash-In
Ah...
Watch as some smiley bastard yanks puzzlingly only just discover the opposite sex at 18 and tackle such cultural taboos as homosexuality and poo jokes
I wonder if Boots stock cyanide
Average ticket price: £19.99 each at either of the two chains of inconcinnuplex cinemas nationwide.