This may be funny to approximately 6 people on Earth

Author: El_Phen

Date: June 25, 2005

by El_Phen
6-25-05
After some fluke of the universe, Dave wins a game and gloats.
HA HA HA HA HA HA! I WIN! Bow before my greatness peasant!
O.k. You've won. Get over it. It's statistically possible that, at some point, you WILL win something.
Shut up LOSER! I urinate on your efforts to detract from my Uber-greatness you filthy LOSER!
Dude, we know. You've won. Fancy a game of Super Bomberman?
I am the best! You suck monkey balls etc. etc.
Jesus Christ! I'm off to play illuminati with Phil to calm down.