The Adventures of Perfect Virus: Part 16 - Dave Mocks Jesus

Author: El_Phen

Date: July 30, 2005

by El_Phen
7-30-05
For some bizarre reason Jesus attends a Perfect Virus gig.
Wow! That was great. Oh, hi Jesus! How's it hangin'?
You know that gets funnier EVERY time I hear it?
Oh come on, like the song says, "If you're happy and you know it clap your hands."
You're pushing it.
Hey Jesus, it's too late for me to go home. Can you put me up for the night? It's o.k. I've got my own nails.
How about a little less blasphemy and a little more SHUT THE HELL UP!