You Can't Take Him Anywhere

Author: El_Phen

Date: August 12, 2005

by El_Phen
8-12-05
While on holiday in Scotland, we tried getting Darren interested in the scenery.
Dude. Have you seen that mountain over there? It's Ben Nevis.
Ben Nevis? That reminds me there's a pub called the Ben Nevis just over there.
We tried arousing an interest in history...
Hey D. This monument is dedicated to the Glencoe massacre
Glencoe? Name of a whiskey isn't it? Speaking of which there's this lovely little pub just down the road...
We at leas thought geography was safe.
Darren. I've got an Atals. Can you show me where we are?
Atlas? Yes, the Atlas brewery IS around here somewhere. Let's go on the tour.