2001: A Space Oddity

Author: El_Phen

Date: August 16, 2005

by El_Phen
8-16-05
James, I don't care HOW FAR away from Earth we are this doesn't count as 'International Waters'. Dressing me up as an elf and nailing my feet to the floor is still illegal.
Well if I didn't you'd float away! Now bend over and think of Christmas.