The Adventures of Perfect Virus: Part 21 - Crappy Diem

Author: El_Phen

Date: August 18, 2005

by El_Phen
8-18-05
Dave and Neil discuss the new addition to the band. For some reason in a pub. Can't think why...
So we've finally got a drummer then?
Yeah, he's starting today. We've got to get him up to speed quickly so we can start gigging again as soon as possible!
Well, let's just hope that he's not a cock-obsessed weirdo like our bassist.
Yeah, he keeps going on about this band benig a 'sausage-fest'. Hell, he's even gigging with another guy. Like he's not surrounded by them enough or something.
Dave is in the toilet when the drummer arrives...
Cooeee. Well hellooo sailor. I LOVE the hair. It gives me something to hold onto!
Some days, I SWEAR I shouldn't get out of bed.