It only gets worse...

Author: El_Phen

Date: September 6, 2005

by El_Phen
9-06-05
After meeting someone from an ethnic minority for the first time, Stuart is then approached by another young lady originally from the Middle East
Hello, my name is Stuart. what's yours?
I am Gupt-ette, my family have just moved here from Saudi Arabia
You're really pretty, would you like to come to my house some time?
No thanks, firstly you aren't a muslim so it would be very difficult to persuade my family to let me see you...
Secondly, my family are rich so we can buy and sell your sorry arse without blinking. Thirdly, I was just speaking to Gupta and you're hung like a doormouse in a fridge while he's got a HUGE schlong.
Fucking Arabs!