The Adventures of Perfect Virus:Part 31-Something about Dave

Author: El_Phen

Date: September 10, 2005

by El_Phen
9-10-05
One day, Dave is talking to a clown. As he does.
...So I said "Well, I like grilled pork products as much as anyone so I think we SHOULD go to the annual Sausage Fest." Then he hit me.
Wait a minute. Rainbows, pixies, nobody trying to ass-ape me...FUCKING NARCOLEPSY!
Well, what do you want from me I'm just a clown.Oh, and about nobody wanting to ass-rape you...