The Adventures of Perfect Virus - Part 46: Christmas Virus

Author: El_Phen

Date: December 24, 2005

by El_Phen
12-24-05
We go now to Santa's workshop were we see jolly old St. Nic working on the presents for the band this year firstly Dave...
So that 's two bags of top quality pollen, 3 bags of skins and a beer?
Yeah the l'il stoner's done good this year. Pleasured MANY fine lay-deez. He needs a rest
...then Neil...
Let's see what's on Neils Christmas list then; 1) A reliable drummer 2) Another new Lotus 3) A new virgin sheep to sacrifice to his Dark Gods
Another new Lotus? Does he EAT them or something?
..and Lastly Paul.
And finally we come to Paul...HOW MANY!?...in WHERE!?...with a GOAT!? Oh, and Foy's home number and something to disguise his voice.
That boy just ain't right. Still, his testimony helped get Michael Jacson off so he can't be all bad.