Inside the Mind of...

Author: El_Phen

Date: December 24, 2005

by El_Phen
12-24-05
On today's "Inside the mind of..." we travel inside the mind of Dave, be careful people, we may find out why he's so angry.
Why must I be so inferior in bed!? Oh why must I continually picture James to become aroused? WHY?
Don't mention that name in vain! his particular style fo hairy-assed lovin' is a GOD SEND. I may have to nail your cock to the wall.. just like he used to. *sigh*
Hello, I'm Dave's inner child. So far I've been in a James, in a Phil in a...
Hello, I'm Dave's centre of Tactical thought and contemplation. There's a good reason I look like a chicken.
And we come to the final resting place of Dave's self respect and hope, lost some time in the late 1990's they are gone...but not forgotten.