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Dave is in a bar, need I go on?
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| Hello Dave from Perfect Virus, I couldn't help but notice that, since you're still alive, that you are, in fact, NOT a perfect Virus as surely a Perfect Virus would have killed you and spread by now. | |
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| Dude, its just a band name. Get over it. | |
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| I cannot accede to that request as it is physically impossible for me to 'get over' the name of your band as it is merely a collection of spoken syllables and not a physical structure. | |
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| Dude, go away, I'm gonna go back stage, smoke some weed, get high, and try to forget you exist. | |
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| Again, I must point out that you cannot 'get high' by 'smoking weed'. No amount of illicit drug inhilation will alter your current position in relation to the Earth's surface. | |
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| Maybe not, but your mother went through the roof when I fucked her last night. | |
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