The things I'd tell a younger me - 'Inspired' by LuckyGuess

Author: El_Phen

Date: May 7, 2006

by El_Phen
5-07-06
Some time in the 1980's...
Ozzy Osbourne will never sell out and do some crappy MTV show will he?
Umm.
I've got a great job like a surgeon or a test pilot right?
Umm.
Well, I get to have sex with dozens of women every weekend don't I?
Umm.