Dave's Dreams - Part 1: The Nice Bit

Author: El_Phen

Date: November 21, 2006

by El_Phen
11-21-06
Well, there's the 300th game in a row won. Time to bask in my glory
WOW! Dave! You were amazing! I wish I was as good as you, both in games and with women.
Yeah Dave, you owned all of us in that last game. Your tactics, planning and gamesmanship were amazing to behold.
Dave is a king among men. I worship him as some sort of God.
I wish I could be like Dave. In every way.
I'm sorry, even in a dream I can't bring myself to say anything nice. I'll just mime that I think Dave rapes donkey's because sheep are out of his league.