The Future

Author: El_Phen

Date: December 10, 2006

by El_Phen
12-10-06
In the year 2008!, following the massive advancement in medical technology in 2007 of Full Head transplants, people will be able to change bodies as easily as they change clothes.
From this...
...to this, in less than a day. Hold on, why the fuck am I so fat?
Patented 'Humour-bots' will take away the need for imagination and create all things that need to be funny in the world.
...and when you come to the end of the speech say 'We all knew aunt Betty would be missed. It's a shame the bus didn't.'
Of course, with the massive economic wealth generated by the newly rich Far-East countries, 'Sucky-sucky fi dorra' jokes will be made illegal in the hope that they don't sell us to the French.
Ha! Who love WHO long time now!?
Yeah bitch, you give rim-job I think about not making family destitute.