One of the reasons I hate cats. (Based on a true story)

Author: El_Phen

Date: April 13, 2007

by El_Phen
4-13-07
7:00pm
Ok, can you help me look for my cat? It went missing about six weeks ago and I haven't seen it since.
Sure man, whatever.
12:00am
Bonham. BONHAM! Where is that cat? Well wherever he is I hope he's being fed. *sniff*
To hell with this, I'm going home!
Meanwhile...
Another catnip-martini sir?
Meow.