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| Hey Bob. Can I have that stapler back? I've just printed out that report and I want to give it to Dave before he leaves. | |
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| Love to Jim but can't right now. | |
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| Unfortunately, while using it to staple my foreskin to the desk the mechanism jammed and I can't get it off. | |
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| Why on Earth would you want to staple you foreskin to your desk!? | |
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| Would you believe that I thought the extra weight would get my balls out of the superglue on my desk lamp? | |
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