CC:382 - Days of our Alien Lives (3)

Author: El_Phen

Date: February 28, 2008

by El_Phen
2-28-08
Oh Xanox! How can this be!? I never knew my father. My mother told me that he ran away to join the circus and was killed in a freak Jelliphant accident!
No my dear, I was not killed. I was mortally wounded and my consciousness transferred into the body of the nearest host. That of a Pavlovian Ball Hound of the circus at the back of our house.
How did you become supreme ruler of Pavlovia? Why did you declare inter-planetary war on your own planet? How did you get to Interplanetary United Nations HQ? When did you learn I was your daughter?
All in good time my dear. First you need to perform an important task. You must kill your mother!
Duh-duh-duhhhhhh