How time travel would work out for me.

Author: El_Phen

Date: May 31, 2008

by El_Phen
5-31-08
Well that time machine worked! I'm Thirty years into the future. Who might you be sir?
I'm YOUR future. About two weeks after I made the first time travel experiment the governments of the world stole the project and left me penniless. Don't let it happen again.
Thanks future me. Off I go to save myself.
So, that guy you hit on the head still thinks he's a time traveller?
Yup. An' as long as I keep hitting him with this brick he will. Now excuse me, my bottle of methylated spirits has run out and he's near the door.