Star days of our Trek lives (1)

Author: El_Phen

Date: July 11, 2008

by El_Phen
7-11-08
Now Spock, after we traverse the nebula I want you to scan for any life forms. That beast wont get away this time!
I would captain but I must confess. My scanning skills are no longer at the level they once were.
Why ever is that Spock? You seemed to scan that asteroid belt fine and...
You don't understand sir, I am no longer able to reach the console to perform the scanning operations because.....I'm pregnant. And Ensign Ricky is the father!
Duh-Duh-Duuuuuhhh