Star Days of our Trek Lives (2)

Author: El_Phen

Date: July 11, 2008

by El_Phen
7-11-08
But Spock! Ensign Ricky is...and you're...how?
You see Captain, about three months ago I was servicing the sensor array and found Ensign Ricky in the adjacent section. At first I thought his interest in the scanning hyper-spanner was good natured.
However, as soon as my back was turned he struck me on the head and proceeded to ravish my unconscious body. Mercilessly pounding my aching anus until he was spent.
Three weeks later I became very ill in the mornings, upon recieving medical attention from Bones I learned that I was with child and what's worse, it's neither human nor Vulcan but Klingon!
Duh-duh-duuuuh