Days of our Military Lives (3)

Author: El_Phen

Date: June 9, 2012

by El_Phen
6-09-12
Sir! You drifted off again! Colonel Cthulu! The bomb in the porn warehouse! The bloody duel with the French mime and your own 'shenanigans' with his wife! This demands your urgent attention!
Sorry Smith. Just thinking about Betty...Colonel Cthulu's wife and that thing she does with the pineapple and the donkey mask...
SIR!
What? Oh, yes, right. Take Colonel Cthulu's letter to General Snowman and General Tobor. Betty...liked her 'Little Generals' if you get my meaning.
Duh-duh-duuuuhh!
But sir, isn't General Snowman a woman?
She is now...