All comics by Element_Sk8tr_14

 

Jason's prison buddy! by Element_Sk8tr_14 2-02-01
Jason just arrives in prison and it is his first day away from his boyfriend Malcome, he is about to be a prison bitch! Man, that guy Jason sure has gotta nice ass Man, I wish that alien would let me suc his dick!	Jason is just going to pretend its his boyfriend Malcome while the alien is about to get him a new bitch Hey, new guy, you wanna Alien Probe? " My name is Jason, and I really shouldn't because I have a boyfriend on the outside, but oh well, SURE!	The next day during visiting hours, Malcome notices Jason is walking kinda funny, so he admits to Jason that he has a new boyfriend. Hey baby, nice ass! I sure do miss u! I'm not stupid, I know u have been gettin screwed by that alien over there, its over between us, I have a new lover now, Durrant!

 

The prostitute by Element_Sk8tr_14 2-02-01
Hank the cowboy was walking along the street and he stopped when a slutty looking gurl caught his eye and offered him a date. Hey honey, Need a date? Sure!!, how much do ya charge?	So Hank figures he will get him some bootie before he goes home. Its 20$ for a BJ and 50$ for the full Ok, all I got is a 20$	Hank was about to get some when the Po-Po showed up and ruined it all for him. Ok, lets go get a room. Man, whatever hoe, I ain't payin for a room, lets just do it right here,OHH NO!!

 

DON'T SMOKE WEED!! by Element_Sk8tr_14 2-03-01
One day Mike finds a drug dealer and gets hooked up with some weed and rolls a fatty and smokes it in some old warehouse. Hey man, you need to score some bud ? Sure, how bout a dime ?	After his first couple of hits, Mike starts feeling a little light headed. Whoa!!!!!, I fell like I'm flying!, this is some good shit!!	After Mike smokes 2 Blunts, 3 bowls, and eats all fo the stems and seeds, he is in for a bad trip!! What the hell are you looking at? HOLY SHIT DUDE!!!, I must be on a BIGG trip, What the hell are you supposed to be?!?

 

Jason's prison buddy-2 by Element_Sk8tr_14 2-03-01
After Jason's boyfriend Malcome left him for his best friend and his pot-head parents die, he dosen't wanna live. Man, my life sux, my boyfriend Malcome left me. Ohh my god!, my mom and dad just died from smoking bad weed!	After Jason realizes how sorry he is at skateboarding he knows what he needs to do. Man, I'm gonna kill my self!! GOD I SUCK! I wish I was as good as a skateboarder as Mike and Bryan! THATS IT!, Let me find that hammer!	After Jason's dumb ass realizes he is not dead he says what the hell and goes to suck that alien's dick. The end Ok, Here goes. I'm killing my self now! Awwwwwwwwww!!!!! Shit that hurts!!! Hey, I'm not dead!!

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