The Catholic Register

Author: Elvishitler

Date: November 21, 2001

by Elvishitler
11-21-01
So the motherfucker is like "stop humping my leg" and I'm all like "no way slapnuts."
Wow.
So I heard your mom's a M.I.L.F?
Shut the fuck up. So this peter puffing fuck sells me to these fags in robes. So I sent him to Wisconsin and he's getting shotgun enimas as we speak.
Jesus.
Yo damn fucking right. Nobody fucks with The Jesus.