Why Kajun Firefly should DIE!!

Author: Elvishitler

Date: November 22, 2001

by Elvishitler
11-22-01
Hi kids, I'm Kajun Firefly. My hobbies include: Orgies with my parents, their pets, and lighting my genitalia on fire and pukeing my dad's cum at it to put out the flame.
My dad drives a beer truck.
I never steal lines from films, but I can suck a golf ball out of a garden hose. And that's not all.
Gee Kajun Firefly, when I grow up I want to kill freaks like you.
Jesus masturbating, my mouth is killing me from eating all that ass.
Fuck you sinner, suck my holly wood and eat holy shit.