Crash Into Me(n's asses, Dave Matthews style.)

Author: Elvishitler

Date: November 28, 2001

by Elvishitler
11-28-01
On the scene of a horrible accident...
WHOOOO-A, Kajun Firefly lookin' for love...
Excuse me, did you see the crash?
...four lonely indeviduals meet their soulmates.
That all depends, do you want to crash into my anus?
Aww, can I join in? It'll be gay times four.
Elsewhere.
Bitch, like, what the fuck.
Yeah dad, people don't get upset over auto-carnage anymore. It's just become an excuse to gay it up somewhere.