My best friends death.

Author: Emmi

Date: May 13, 2001

by Emmi
5-13-01
Oh woah is me! Oh sorrow! Oh despair! I have killed my dearest friend! And shoved his frail body into a trash can!
Dude...I'm not dead.
How could I commit such a foul deed?
I said I'm not dead, Dude! I think if you pull me out now and get me to a doctor, I will have a 99.2% chance of survival!
Oh Pain! Oh Strife! I will be haunted to the very depths of my soul!
Fine, Dude, I got myself out of the can. Thanks for your help. *coughmoroncough*