Corey's Salad Shooter

Author: Empy

Date: November 25, 2006

by Empy
11-25-06
Yay, we did it, Joe Marlboro!
Remember kids, smoke me, and the air will become so full of crap that it spontaneously ignites your enemies!
If I smoke more, can I kill the president and my father?
You can kill the president, Jimmy, but you must never use my powers to kill your own father.
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But... daddy beats me...