CC174: You know you'd buy it.

Author: Ender2300

Date: March 8, 2003

by Ender2300
3-08-03
Are you tired of never getting laid because you're always playing videogames?
And how! Man, I'm hor... uh lonely!
Now you too can have a girlfriend with the new "Virtuagirl" from Squarehard. She does everything (and we do mean EVERYTHING) that a real girlfriend does.
WOO-HOO! Lets get it on baby!
Sure.
Why are you just standing there. Do something.
Sorry, I have to wait for my action bar to fill up. I'm turn based, you know.