True stories from a liquor store

Author: Ender2300

Date: March 11, 2003

by Ender2300
3-11-03
Young man I wish to return this bottle of wine! I served it at a dinner party and it was horrible. It ruined my dinner party!
Sir, this bottle has been opened, and half of the wine is gone. I can't give you your money back.
But you ruined my dinner party! I demand retribution for my guests!
Oh, all right! Its only three dollars, I'll give you the money alright? Will you leave me alone now?
Three dollars! My dinner party was ruined! What will you give me.... FOR MY SHAME!!!
I'm sorry sir. We don't give refunds for shame in this store.