Like Doonesbury, only... uh, not.

Author: Ender2300

Date: March 17, 2003

by Ender2300
3-17-03
Mwahahahaha! Now Saddam, in forty-eight hours I will invade your country and destroy your weapons of mass destruction!
B-but sir, what about the UN opposition?
Screw that! They'll all jump on the bandwagon eventually. Australia and Great Britain are already with us. Soon the other nations will bend to our will.
I... I see, sir.
That reminds me. I'm damn horny. Get me Cheney... and dress him up like a globe.
Dear God, we're all gonna die.