Creating a monster

Author: Ender2300

Date: March 24, 2003

by Ender2300
3-24-03
*Sigh*
What's the matter, robot?
Well doc, I just can't seem to score with the ladies. Its getting depressing.
Ladies? You don't need them. When I created you, I put in a "magic happy button". Don't ask me why, I'm just sick that way.
You mean that I can...
Yup! You can get off with the touch of a button. All day if you feel like it. God, I'm a sicko!