Irony

Author: Ender2300

Date: March 27, 2003

by Ender2300
3-27-03
Well, at least I still have my happy button.
Oh that? I had to get rid of that. You were abusing it.
Well, what did you replace it with?
Uh, actually, I forgot. Press it and find out.
Press.
AHHHHHHH!!!!
Oh, that's right. Its a self destruct button!