Absurd, but true

Author: Ender2300

Date: March 29, 2003

by Ender2300
3-29-03
Hello, I was calling because I wanted to get an estimate on how much car insurance would cost me.
Certainly. What state do you live in?
I live in New Jersey.
Oh, I'm sorry, we can't give you a quote over the phone. You'll have to fill out an extensive application and we'll get back to you in a few weeks.
Why the hell can't you just tell me how much it costs to buy your damn insurance?
Because if we told you we wouldn't be able to bend you over and rape you until you bled money.