Pirate Jokes - Part 2

Author: Enderandrew

Date: October 4, 2004

by Enderandrew
10-04-04
Hoist yer pantaloons or ya'll be gettin' the plank!
That's the idea. You sure you don't want to tickle the starfish?
That wasn't what I was saying!
Surely your other leg has a bit of wood. Mr. One-Eye can meet Captain Winky! I'm the Dread Pirate Pillow Biter!
Shut your blubbering clam-trap before I run you through!
Whoo-hoo, sailor! Tie me up and hoist me up by my own petard!