Worth Things to Get Caught Having Sex With

Author: Enderandrew

Date: October 4, 2004

by Enderandrew
10-04-04
#3
I voted for cannibals. Don't let them cats go down on you, but #3 is N'Suck and the Backdoor Boys.
You know you want to Colon Me Badd baby with the New Kids on the Cock!
#2
#2 is a you-pick-em between Mike Tyson, Kobe Bryant and Michael Jackson.
Michael Jackson? That's low, even for me!
#1
The worst is #1, My ex, Jen "Saddle-up" Seitelbach.
STD's are like Pokemon. Gotta catch 'em all!