Sexual Discoveries on the Value Menu

Author: Enderandrew

Date: October 6, 2004

by Enderandrew
10-06-04
I'm telling you, you shouldn't screw with the people who handle your food. It's just not a good idea.
I ordered seasoned fries. I feel pretty safe that no one is going to stick their dick in my disgusting seasoned fries here.
I've seen dicks stuck worse places, like my ex-girlfriend, that dick loving ho'.
How can you talk that way about her? You slept with her, didn't you?
That was different. I heard every 50th customer got a free pony ride.
What, was gonorrhea a consolation prize? Hell, it comes with every combo meal here.