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Author: Ernest_Brown

Date: January 26, 2003

by Ernest_Brown
1-26-03
Meet Muffwit Merkin
I think it's like, soo eeevul that we're going to war for oil
Actually, Muffwit, the opposition to war is driven by desire for oil. The U.N. alone has made a billion bucks off of the Iraq sanctions.
But like, war never solves anything.
It certainly cured the world of German and Japanese militarism, to say nothing of making the -original- Islamic terrorists see the light.
Ohhh, you fascist poop. You're making me think.
Try not to do too much of that, Muffwit. It'll make the methane in your cranium detonate.